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How Old Do I Look? Apparently, an average of 74.

As if I didn’t need another colossal time waster in my life?

Today was the day to start training for a summer Half Century ride. A mile down the road,  something was wrong. Stopped at a friend’s house and he saw I had a broken spoke on the rear wheel.

Came home and ate a bunch of pretzels slathered in peanut butter.

That drove me to my newest brain freeze — the How Old Do I Look site.

Have you heard about this? You upload a photo and it tells you how old you look.

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I scratched out my friends’ ages because it didn’t seem fair to post without asking them. And I certainly wasn’t wasting more time getting them to sign media image releases.

Their ages were decade younger than mine anyway, promise.

It got even better.

Kim and I at a birthday party.

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Kim and I at a football game. BTW Kimmie, you were in your 30s. 

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So I then spent more time looking for pictures where I didn’t look 10 years older than I was.

Two hours later . . .

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It seemed like 34 is about as young as I’m going to look according to Microsoft.

Nope.

I didn’t get my bike ride in.

I didn’t get my 2000 words on my first draft written.

But I guess I got a blog post done, filed it under a new tag — Vanity and hopefully got this silliness out of my system.

Going outside to the garden and be productive after quick selfie and see old I look before I’m productive.

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78 and male.

I bet I hit 80 — sex to be determined — before 9 p.m, no sweat.

Have you tried this thing?

 

 

           

           

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