Posts Tagged: goldfish


16
Aug 11

Today’s Muse. His eye is on the Goldfish.

I don’t do goldfish.

I used too. I never lived in a dorm or apartment without one swirling around (alive) a bowl.  In law school, I purchased a pair first semester and named them Pennoyer and Neff. The parties to a case every newbie law student studies an entire semester only to learn it was overruled eons ago. HA HA. Law school profs are soooo funny that way.

Pennoyer and Neff were my mates throughout law school until an unfortunate attempt to clean their water landed them in a laundry sink with bleach residue. Alas, Penny turned fins up.

So after years of almost effortless goldfish-husbandry, lately a goldfish in my care has been as dead man swimming.

 

Meet Bob.

Yesterday, I saw this little guy with his lips pressed up again the glass at our local mega-store.

And he came home with me.

What changed?

For the last week I had been fish-sitting for our neighbors. Which is fine, I’ve sat for this guy before. He’s well-behaved, a good eater and thankfully has the constitution of a Sperm Whale.

But this time a day or so into my care-giving, I noticed the pump was not working.

Fishy wasn’t getting filtered, oxygenated water.

 

My little charge.

 

I worried that if I didn’t change the water, he would die.

With my track record of late, I worried if I changed his water, he would die.

My neighbors were having repairs done on their house while they travelled. I became tight with the workmen. While they plastered and painted, I fretted to them to look in on him, for heavens sake quit feeding him so much and run over the minute he starts to list.

On a business trip, my friend spoke at a week-long conference. In the middle of all that, we exchanged 100 hundreds of emails. A blow-by-blow of Fishy’s health.

After she gave the go ahead to change the water, I did so.

Fishy lives today.

If I got so worked up about a fish living in a murky 9 x 9 inch tank, how must God care for us?

Poor guy, little did he know how hard I worked and worried. All he knew was that it was getting harder and harder to breathe.

For moments in life, I have labored as that goldfish.

Surely someone watched over me. Standing outside my tank…peering in.

Have you ever had a trauma pet-sitting?

 

 


17
May 11

Musing on iPad pets.

My youngest son is into fish. REALLY into fish these days.

We managed to collect and keep alive a beta fish (not sure of the name of this one, could be Crystal), a gold fish (Nemo II) and an aquarium with a little Oscar (Oscar) and sucker fish (Sucky.)

If that isn’t enough he has downloaded another aquarium on my iPad.

 You would think that would be fine. Actually the best kind of fish to have.

The virtual fish are making me crazy.

When I attempt to administer discipline on my children for bad behavior the first thing I used to do away with was the television. Now it is my iPad because they have so loaded that thing with entertainment that is made the perfect punishment.

Or it was the perfect punishment…

Until we have to now keep an aquarium full of fish alive.

Do you know that he has to change their water and feed them?

And the little booger, when I let him hop on the iPad to feed them — he just buys more fish.

I bet they could go a week without food.

Would it be cruel to let a virtual fish die?

I mean ethically?  I just want to drain the living daylights out of that App.

Any suggestions?


25
Apr 11

Musing on disposing of death.

 

It was Friday I think.

I can’t remember because so much has happened since then — but I went into my son’s room to feed his two fish and

one fish looked normal,

and I couldn’t find the other fish to see if he looked normal or not.

That’s when I started to think when I found him he probably wasn’t going to look normal.

If you consider swimming and breathing through his gills in and out, in and out — gathering oxygen from the water — the best way to find a goldfish.

I found him.

This happened while children were at school. Scooped him up. It was Crystal I think. So I guess he was a she, at least in name.

I disposed of  Crystal with little fanfare. Who can take the time to find a bitty box? It’s not like I keep small containers around for goldfish sarcophaguses. (Though lately it seems like that might be prudent.)

I went about my work, never making it to the store to replace her or him or well, maybe I should say to replace Crystal.

Approximately 48 hours. That’s how long it too my son to discover only Nemo II remained.

To surprise he took it rather well.  Then he asked if I buried her.

I lied.

Or mumbled something.

Sometimes it’s just best to mumble when mumbling would spare an innocent hurt. When mumbling would spare you precious time having to comfort a sobbing child.

So once again the littlest one of the Miles’ household didn’t make it very long. But soon we will have a few new babies to loving foster to maturity.

For this is what the Easter Bunny brought the children in their baskets.

 

I think this is going to go smashingly well.


15
Apr 11

Musing on Nemo. 4/2011 ~ 4/2011

Eerily quiet.

We all have a dash. The space between our birth date and the day we die.  

Unfortunately for our family, Nemo’s dash was very teensy.  

This morning was one of those pleasant mornings. Those days when you are already late…only to have to dress, feed and drag a crying child to the car.  

“Is he sleeping? My beta fish sleeps a lot.” This was our daughter. Good grief. Asleep?  

Nemo lay motionless on his side on a pile of multi-colored gravel. His face still carried that scared look.  

Yes, Nemo came into our lives a short 48 hours ago.  

Joe wondered if he was so tiny that Nemo choked on a big flake of food. He vowed to break up all flakes from now on.  

I bought that neon mountain for him yesterday. Do you think that gave off some poison gas that did him in?  

Joe wants to pick Nemo’s replacement. Maybe find his brother or sister. We decided if we did find a family member,  the party line is that Nemo left yesterday for some much needed R&R in the Turks and Caicos.  

For now we are all just left with a bunch of questions….and an empty bowl in our lives.