Our House . . . Haunted?
“Our house is haunted!”
Sure, it is. And I need to start sleeping with a necklace of garlic cloves wrapped around my neck.
No matter how many times my children try to convince me that our house is haunted, I still don’t see any signs.
Sure every now and then the lights go on and off without explanation.
And chairs on the porch occasionally start rocking by themselves . . . but that’s the wind.
There will be a knock at the door and when I answer . . . no one is there.
For some unexplained reason, my aloe plant is always properly hydrated.
And my garden free from weeds. Well, almost.
Yes, to hear my children talk about all the ghost sitings, spirits should be lining the walls.
And napping under every tree in our yard.
No, I haven’t seen any evidence our house is haunted.
In fact the oddest occurrence around here lately is the dramatic increase in toilet paper usage.
What about you? Any spirits in your house? The non-liquid variety.
