Musing on kids more techno that me.

Musing on kids more techno that me.

I can’t watch my children every minute. I doubt my mother watched me like a hawk, but there are so many more traps for children to fall into these days.

And besides it makes me mad when they do stuff to my phone. Don’t touch my phone or my iPad. Some cyclists feel that way about their bikes.

Don’t mess with my seat, don’t fool with my gears — don’t breathe on my clips.

This was my phone screensaver. Don’t mess with my phone.

My kids on Spring Break at Dinky Dock.

Dinky Dock is an institution where I grew up. My mom used to sunbathe on the dock at Dinky Dock as a young girl. It’s still popular with Rollins College co-eds.

Here is my screensaver now.

Meet Moe.

Moe likes to dine on cilantro, but better not give him a basil leaf.

I don’t wish any ill will on Moe — but I was happy with Dinky Doc.

I’m still staring at Moe on my phone.

I’m too techno-tired to find Dinky Doc.