Walking the puppy.
I haven’t been doing much blogging lately.
I haven’t been doing much of anything lately, except…
WALKING THE PUPPY and SEARCHING for the puppy.
Take this morning. Most family was in kitchen and Tebow was with us. Cornered. All accesses blocked.
But someone opened a door and escape. (Very stealthily)
”Where’s the puppy?”
Blank stares. “I don’t knows.”
Mom drops everything to search for the dog. For the dog is going off to POOP!!!
Why doesn’t anyone get this but ME! (alright, no more caps, but that felt better.) Of course, no one else gets it or cares because they aren’t the ones cleaning up puppy bow-bow-el movements.

There so cute...almost sleeping.
While typing this, he bounded in and fell asleep. Our pillows are on the floor, because no bed has been made ~ because I have been searching for that puppy. We have a crate, but I don’t want to stick him in there constantly. I walk by and think a puppy breeding mill spontaneously appeared in our family room.
He was curled up, nice and asleep, till I took this picture.

Am I missing something?
Awaking, he went under the bed and now sounds as if he is chewing up who knows what?
Since my life is revolving around this puppy, I am starting the Puppy Diaries — musings on puppy life. It might be of no interest to anyone but me…or anyone who has just irrevocably changed their life with a preschool dog. (See, I keep my promises for I wanted ever so wanted to put irrevocably in bold caps.)
Okay. He settled down again.

No telling what he ripped up under the bed.
Great. There is no way to make the bed without waking him up.
When he wakes up, he will have to go outside, and when he goes outside he will have to have a walk, and when he is going for a walk he will see a squirrel. And when he sees the squirrel.
Hmm. Maybe there is a book in this?
Does anyone have any suggestions to make this less painful??? Anyone, anyone.