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A facelift in two minutes?

A two minute face-lift, who wouldn’t try that?

I have a friend who owns the Pure Bliss spa in Madison.

I dropped in her shop the other for some sort of beauty infusion or eyebrow wax and heard the staff talking about this face-lift procedure they are doing every night.

Years wiped away by applying the oil from a little bottle with a magic wand crafted from Jade. Jade from King Tutankhamen’s tomb, you think?

 

This is another friend who works at the spa. I commented how lovely she looks lately and she said she had been swabbing this face-lifting oil all over her face.

This was another friend who was having her hair cut and wanted to watch my face get lifted.

But not her picture taken. Even the seasoned blogger that I am, I respect her privacy.

This is the diagram you are to follow maneuvering the Jade wand.

If you faithfully apply the oils in this manner, you end up looking like an alien just in time for Halloween.

 

 

So Diana worked her magic and ten years of wear and tear evaporated off my face.

I did take a photo of my face and I do rather look like the alien.

Albeit a very young one.

I’ll save that photo for Halloween.

How about you? Any face-lifting beauty secrets?

           

           

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